Golden Globes: Gone Girl’s …. Bra? Dignity? Sense of style? All of the above?
X is marking the spot where Rosamund Pike’s stylist should have said, “Girl, PUT ON A BRA.” It’s like a porno Keebler Elf casting call. I mean, the puns you could make are endless. And once again, let’s say it together: breasts are not accessories.
Oh, and as usual, the red carpet has not coughed up a single noteworthy piece of jewellery yet. Are you really surprised?