Academy Awards 2015: Three stars for effort … and an undertaker
OK, take away one star from Scarlett Johanssen’s striperella green collar. I can’t tell if it’s part of her Versace gown or a cringe worthy addition. Or she thought they were doing a remake of Burlesque. Honey, don’t call them, they’ll call you. Maybe.
And … A for effort for Viola Davis but honey, that really doesn’t go with that neckline … shoulda been thinking choker or great earrings.
Kelly Preston sums up the state of the red carpet by wearing no jewellery. And John Travolta is wearing embalming fluid. Enjoy the Awards!