#Oscars2016 or the day the jewel vaults stay closed
Aside from seeing some totally safe or totally WTF outfits, which admittedly are fun to watch (yes, Heidi Klum, I’m looking at your purple chiffon curtains masquerading as a dress), 2016 once again brings us a dearth of actual jewelry.
Thankfully, Naomi Watts is bedecked by Chopard around her neck and by Liev Schreiber on her arm, thus putting to rest the most recent round of “they broke up!” rumours.
I would like to think the night will continue to sparkle. But I doubt it.